tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-61347542011-12-13T22:52:55.420-05:00The Singing LubaLubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.comBlogger1461100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1133224397394204042005-11-28T19:33:00.000-05:002005-11-28T19:36:39.993-05:00The Fireman and Bunny got married this weekend. It was a wonderful wedding with dancing and drinking and in the end a musical tribute to Mr. MiyagiIt was a beautiful day and a wonderful start to Bunny and Fireman's life together.Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1132753646610228252005-11-23T08:46:00.000-05:002005-11-23T08:47:26.623-05:00Thanksgiving madness is starting to peak it's head around the corner. This weekend is going to be crazy, but fun. The festivities start tonight. The opening night of Rent. I have my pre-ordered movie ticket and duct tape. The tape is to cover my mouth because there is no way I can sit through this movie with out having the urge to sing...sing...sing.The other big event besides marathon eating is Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1129833847372879472005-10-20T14:23:00.000-04:002005-10-20T14:44:07.400-04:00You have got to love Google!luba is a natural born leaderluba is a good looking woman with grey eyes and blonde hairluba is a bookkeeper luba is a highly gifted singerluba is astonished to hear the wren speak to herluba is "chief kumwimba kabongo ka nshimbu edouard"luba is quite like my mom actuallyluba is a 17 week old labrador retrieverluba is in bulgaria getting her new passport and residence Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1128610452787030052005-10-06T10:41:00.000-04:002005-10-06T10:55:21.243-04:00Last night I proved to the world that I am a grown up. Any doubt anyone had that I was not going to be "The World's Best Wife" should be put a side. Because last night I put my hand where it never had been before.....inside the body of a chicken. I reached in pulled out it's bag of insides and stuffed that chicken full of herbs and other yummy surprises. Ta..da-The chicken is right now cooking atLubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1128517275871717952005-10-05T09:01:00.000-04:002005-10-05T09:01:15.876-04:00Well The Boyfriend and I did it, we are married! With only two months before the last of friends get married we wonder if there will be anything left to talk about. I mean we have been obsessing over showers and bridesmaid dresses and batchelorette parties for the last year. Will it take someone in the group having a baby to restart the conversations?Or maybe we can just talk about the new seasonLubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1125412770082886572005-08-30T10:37:00.000-04:002005-08-30T10:39:30.090-04:00This is where The Boyfriend are moving. Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1125085400318394672005-08-26T15:38:00.000-04:002005-08-26T15:43:20.323-04:00Recently, I was discussing dental hygiene with the girls. I mentioned that I thought that my electric toothbrush was a little too abrasive on my tongue. The all looked at me like I was nut wondering why I would be brushing my tongue anyway. So you tell me to brush or not to brush...The tongue?Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1124492616092854122005-08-19T18:58:00.000-04:002005-08-19T19:03:36.096-04:00We are off tomorrow to celebrate my upcoming nuptials in style. Ten girls escorted around the city in a stretch Navigator filled with booze. I can feel the hangover already. Bring it on! Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1124366930842479372005-08-18T08:02:00.000-04:002005-08-18T08:08:50.850-04:001. When you look at yourself in the mirror, what’s the first thing you look at? usually, i look at my boobs. sorry it is true.2. How much cash do you have on you right now? oh god I am the worst at carrying cash. right now I have fifty cents in my pocket.3. What’s a word that rhymes with "TEST"? PEST4. Favourite plant? dalahs 5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone? Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1123538742937608352005-08-08T18:05:00.000-04:002005-08-08T18:05:42.943-04:00The only way to get out of the mafia is to take a long swim with the fishes or to invest in a pair of concrete boots. As it turns out that is the same theory for getting out of my Nextel phone contract. The customer service representative explained to me that the only way they will waive the early termination fee is if I am deployed by the military or they could waive the cancellation fee if I Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1123182885455534732005-08-04T15:13:00.000-04:002005-08-04T15:14:45.460-04:00I have read all the Harry Potter books. For some reason I can stop. I enjoyed the first three books but the ones that have followed have only kept my interest because I am afraid that at some turn of the page that old spark that once intrigued me might be there.Last night as I was reading the sixth book in the series, I noticed something. Something kind of strange, and I am a little uncomfortableLubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1122565361057058052005-07-28T11:40:00.000-04:002005-07-28T11:42:41.056-04:00Go visit The Other Laura's blog!Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1122556545624597522005-07-28T09:14:00.000-04:002005-07-28T09:15:45.633-04:00I have recently been working enough over-time at work that I am starting to lose it!1. My ass is forming to the shape of me chair. It is officially uncomfortable to sit anywhere else beside at my desk. This is due to the fact the my bottom has now been molded to fit perfectly here. Anywhere else the car, the couch the kitchen table is just to painful to remold the shape.2. I have now worked Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1121971735394877702005-07-21T14:44:00.000-04:002005-07-21T14:52:52.453-04:00The Boyfriend and I made our first grown-up purchase the other day. A big fluffy green couch straight from Ikea. I think that we might just move into Ikea. The dam store is so big that we would never be found. We could sit in the pretty kitchens and eat lunch from the giant food court. Then take a cat nap on one of their rice beds covered in a pretty comforter. When we did not like that anymore Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1121194134329342132005-07-12T14:45:00.000-04:002005-07-12T14:48:54.333-04:00Way back in January I said that my New Year resolution was going to be too see more movies. Well just like every resolution I have ever made this one was not meant to fulfilled either.I have in the last to weeks been exposed to more movie madness than one pocket book can handle in the last two weeks. We have recently instated family date night where The Boyfriend, Lil Sis and the in-laws get Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1120157004624763802005-06-30T14:42:00.000-04:002005-06-30T14:43:24.626-04:00I am so looking forward to this weekend. The Big's are finally tying the knot!! The Boyfriend and I are looking at this wedding as a trial run for ourselves. We figure if two of our best friends can do it, and lightning does not strike the chapel and nobody dies of a marriage inflicted disease than we should be okay!Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1119562622977543142005-06-23T17:34:00.000-04:002005-06-23T17:37:02.983-04:00I am eating a diet dinner. I do not usually get the ones with meat in them because well...blahhh- but I thought I would try chicken and stuffing and potatoes. The meat was actually okay. The problem is I have to cut the stuffing with a knife! This is no Stove Top. Dam stuff cut the top of my mouth!Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1119547088793374162005-06-23T13:17:00.000-04:002005-06-23T16:36:04.583-04:00Good afternoon internet!! I wonder if anyone is out there it has been such a long time since I have been around. A few months ago things kind a blew up at work and all I wanted to do was to bitch about it. It would have bored you to death!Now I am back and we are in the midst of bachelorette season. New York City has all my money and I want it back. I mean really, you provided me good food and Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1119545767169111562005-06-23T12:49:00.000-04:002005-06-23T12:56:07.173-04:00Here's the deal. Stop being a bitch and take a few steps back and realize that not everything has to do with you. For God's sake!!! Calm down!!Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1117150965466436832005-05-26T19:37:00.000-04:002005-05-26T19:42:45.466-04:00I am going to go home mix a pitcher of cosmos and take a bath. MMM-Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1117120512942563792005-05-26T11:13:00.000-04:002005-05-26T11:15:12.946-04:00I got a new Ken doll.I went shopping with The Boyfriend and talked him into buying one outfit that I picked out. Then I called him a Metrosexual and he got a little mad. But he looks good in his new stripey shirt and faded jeans.When I relayed the story to my sister later in the evening, I told her I had turned The Boyfriend into a Metrosexual. She asked me if I had taken him to get his eyebrows Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1116303466740611562005-05-17T00:05:00.000-04:002005-05-17T00:17:46.746-04:00Okay I was not going to talk about this but I have no choice. Those of you who know me know that poop is not something I am comfortable talking about. It is one of those subjects that my mother would make us leave the dinner table for bringing up.I am scheduled to have a colonoscopy tomorrow. As part of this procedure I have been given this lovely product called Fleet that cleans out they sysem. Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1115840061279352542005-05-11T15:30:00.000-04:002005-05-11T15:34:21.283-04:00Diet Tip of the Day Number One:Go to lunch at places that take so dam long to get your food your lunch break is over and you have to leave! NO TIP FOR YOU!!Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1115742216234953082005-05-10T12:00:00.000-04:002005-05-10T12:25:54.080-04:00Nothing says "HEY I AM CHEATING ON MY DIET" like a vending machine. As the change drops into the machine it sounds like someone just broke a window. As the spiral candy holder twist around it echoes in the office and bounces of the wall like we are at the Grand Canyon. Then as the illegal food makes its trip downward and slams into the metal slot, I reach down knowing that there is not one personLubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1115671572649642672005-05-09T16:44:00.000-04:002005-05-09T16:46:12.653-04:00Just for the record I am tiered of being spoken too like I have no idea what is going on and you are the king of the world!! You do not know everything you claim too.Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1112965181759458872005-04-08T08:58:00.000-04:002005-04-08T08:59:41.760-04:00So I bought myself a new camera and what is the first thing I do? EBay!! What I should have been taking pictures of is the mud pit that has become my driveway. After two years of excuses we have a tractor and are turning the cigarette garden into a nice yard. This is one step closer to moving out. So if you know anyone in the market for a new house send them my way!! Do you think I can sell my Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1111102845065779212005-03-17T18:31:00.000-05:002005-03-17T18:40:45.066-05:00It has been a while since the last post. I wish I had more to say but I have been busy and stressed out and all I really want to do is crawl up in a ball and sleep until Summer rolls around. Maybe longer.Maybe the change in weather will help with my stress level, although I doubt it. At about six o'clock this morning a thousand robins were chirping out side my window and all I could think was "Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1109223132028043702005-02-24T00:32:00.000-05:002005-02-24T00:40:07.996-05:00We have now entered a new phase of blogging. Thanks Kara!!Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1108755270737715972005-02-18T14:32:00.000-05:002005-02-18T14:34:30.740-05:00The top four things I love about not having a kitchen...1. My new found love for the pizza delivery man. He has become so comfortable with us that when he gets to our house he lets himself in and serves us while we lounge on the couch!2. Cooking in the garage. Yes it was truly a new experience heating up hundreds of mini hot dogs in the comfort of my garage. It sure beat eating Mr. Big's ass Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1106340189698685562005-01-21T15:41:00.000-05:002005-01-21T15:43:09.696-05:00BREAKING NEWS:
SPONGE BOB MAY MAKE YOU GAY!
Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1106339115020146162005-01-21T15:23:00.000-05:002005-01-21T15:25:15.036-05:00You know what else is great about snow days? Snowmen, snow angels, snow balls and this! Warning; Do not eat the yellow snow!!
Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1106338851413956782005-01-21T15:20:00.000-05:002005-01-21T15:21:11.176-05:00Finally the weekend has arrived. There is a huge snowstorm on the way which means that I do not have to leave the comfort of my pajamas. What more could you ask for. I can catch up on some reading, watch some movies and eBay the day away. The only thing that could make a snow day better is if it happened on a Wednesday.
Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1105641817598011282005-01-13T13:41:00.000-05:002005-01-13T13:43:37.596-05:00Liquid Lunch means instead of having a salad you have a cosmo, or instead of having a sandwich you have five beers, or instead of having a extra value meal you have a gin and tonic super sized.
Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1105640540293439072005-01-13T13:21:00.000-05:002005-01-13T13:22:20.293-05:00It seems like today is the day to be in a bad mood. It is nasty and foggy outside. I can think of neo better place to be then at home in my bed and everything is making me grumpier and grumpier. Watch out world I am on a rampage.
People around here are merrily eating girl scout cookies and I sit here with my rice cake and pretend that it is a Samoa, or a peanut butter patty. Grrr-
Once again Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1105056869681655482005-01-06T19:13:00.000-05:002005-01-06T19:14:29.680-05:00I was talking to a young boy at the New Year's party. He was a nice enough boy. He was drunk and swaying side to side and had finally pulled himself away from the beer pong table long enough to smoke a cigarette on the patio.
The boy looked at me with his one sober eye and said "I wanna win you in beer pong!"
Flattered I responded, "Oh honey I can't be the prize I am getting married."
When I was Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1104938307941666722005-01-05T10:17:00.000-05:002005-01-05T10:18:27.940-05:00The sounds my body made in yoga last night were unnatural. There was popping and cracking and huffing and puffing. I kept looking around to see if some old women with really bad osteoporosis had creaked into class late. Then I came to the realization that I was that old women.
Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1104341647918740382004-12-29T13:32:00.000-05:002004-12-29T12:34:31.510-05:00I have watched Law and Order for years. Not these fancy new spin offs, but the original plain old Law and Order. Many detectives have come and go but Lenny Brisco was the best. I still have not come to accept the new detective what's-his-name. It is not entirely his fault because who could fill the shoes of Lenny.
Jerry Orbach was best know also for one of my favorite movies Dirty Dancing. For Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1104173347947643092004-12-27T13:47:00.000-05:002004-12-27T13:49:07.946-05:00Check out the new link to Wendigo Entertainment!!
Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1104161306859443232004-12-27T10:27:00.000-05:002004-12-27T13:47:05.346-05:00The holiday rush is almost over. There is only one more event and then we can pack up the decorations and return to our normal lives.
Last year's New Years party was a blast. There was tons of food. The drinks we flowing and people were having a grand old time. Until I woke up in the morning to find the food had been left out, the drinks had flowed on the floor and people were in hung over comas Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1102366317705747172004-12-06T15:50:00.000-05:002004-12-06T15:51:57.706-05:00I have added a new feature for you book lovers. Check what I am reading by clicking on the title in the side bar!! I am just doing my part in spreading the literacy.
Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1102013192521959282004-12-02T13:45:00.000-05:002004-12-02T13:46:32.520-05:00Splitting up the holidays is a hard thing for me to do. I know that now that I am one half of a couple I should be more open to splitting holidays. I am finding it hard to detach myself from my families traditions. A little voice in the back of my mind is whispering. "Do you think all the broccoli casserole is gone? Did they save you some? Has your sister made any of your cousins catch M & M's, Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1101307691459335482004-11-24T09:47:00.000-05:002004-11-24T09:48:11.460-05:00Last night at the gym I overheard one of the Ballers talking to a girl on the machine next to me and they reminded me that tonight is the biggest party night of the year.
I am going to have to don my party shoes and head off to a bar for a nice colorful drink.
Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1101157145770516062004-11-22T15:57:00.000-05:002004-11-22T15:59:05.770-05:00I am the type of person who loves to watch people do embarrassing things. I get great amusement when people have had to much to drink and can no longer control their behavior.
One time I watched a girl completely miss her bar stool and go crashing to the ground, there was one a time back in The Boyfriends heavy drinking days when I dropped him off at home and he fell down the hill in his parking Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1100874388748042752004-11-19T09:23:00.000-05:002004-11-19T09:26:28.746-05:00An open letter to Donald Trump.
Dear Donald,
What were you thinking letting Bill Rancic take George's seat in the boardroom, AGAIN. I realize that you are a very rich and powerful man but come on. Bill has no personality!! He could only make low grunting noises as you and Carolyn discussed your double firing. (good move by the way, I was a little shocked). Bill might have been the winner of last Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1100794706547544422004-11-18T11:10:00.000-05:002004-11-18T11:18:26.546-05:00Tapas Bar not Topless Bar! Last night Mrs. Big and I tried out a new tapas bar in Stammie called Cafe Madrid. MMM- Tapas. I like the idea of Tapas. You get a little taste of many flavors served with beer! What could be better than that. If you ever find your self in this establishment try the Portobello mushrooms, they were yummy.
Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1100737381174991222004-11-17T19:21:00.000-05:002004-11-17T19:23:01.173-05:00It has been a bad year in Fishville. Poor Kara has suffered another fish loss. It makes me reflect on the fact that I ignore my beta "Puppy" he seems to thrive off of that.
Ohhh- Puppy was the closest thing to a dog I was ever going to get, seeing as how I live with The "tyrannical" Fireman. He was not blessed with having a pet as a child so he does not know the joy that a furry little bundle of Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1100734403719208462004-11-17T18:32:00.000-05:002004-11-17T18:35:16.596-05:00Condaleez Rice?!? Could there be a better puppet?
Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1100116604343903202004-11-10T14:54:00.000-05:002004-11-10T14:56:44.343-05:00And just when you think William Hung has vanished... there he is again!!
Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1100097134268384342004-11-10T09:31:00.000-05:002004-11-10T09:32:14.266-05:00Last night for the very fist time I watched The Biggest Looser. I should not be allowed to watch these show. I should especially not be allowed to watch these shows when I have PMS!!
I sat on the couch under the fluff down comforter and cried with these people who were working so hard and giving their all to slim down. I was happy for them when they got on the scales and cried some more. I Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1099666046343659192004-11-05T09:30:00.000-05:002004-11-05T09:47:26.343-05:00I got this e-mail this morning and I totally agree:
I propose that the Republican party change its emblem from an elephant to a condom. RATIONALE: a condom more clearly and appropriately reflects the party'sstance today because a condom accepts inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives youa sense of security while you're actually getting Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1099598181439606392004-11-04T14:55:00.000-05:002004-11-04T14:56:21.440-05:00The election is over and I am a little sad, and worried. I am worried about what the world will be like when my children are born. I am worried about how bad foreign policy and the neglect of the people here in this country is going to effect my freedoms and my rights as an American citizen, as well as the rights of my children. I only hope that when my children are in charge of the democratic Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1099430067589920152004-11-02T16:14:00.000-05:002004-11-02T16:14:27.590-05:00There was only one parking spot left at the gym when I arrived yesterday. I am not to picky when it comes to where I park my beast of a car and if I had to circle around the lot I would have lost motivation and drove myself home. So, what is a girl to do? I pulled into the spot and parked my little car next to a pick-up truck that was obviously high on steroids. The top of the wheels on this Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1098981508138721242004-10-28T13:37:00.000-04:002004-10-28T13:36:02.793-04:00Things were crazy at the house this morning. I was woken by The Fireman's really loud voice asking our roomie something, because I had just woken up all my mind could put together was something was stuck inside of something and they were seventy pounds, and also something about rat poisoning. That scared me a little so I got out of bed to see what they hell was going on. Come to find out that at Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1098899702179144662004-10-27T13:54:00.000-04:002004-10-27T13:55:02.180-04:00Halloween is right around the bend. It is a scary time of year for anyone who has five weddings looming over head. Every time I look at the empty plastic pumpkin that we keep candy in a wave of fear comes over me and then a flash of all the bridesmaid dresses I will be donning. I know we can not get away with turning off all the lights and pretending not to be home. Our house would be a target Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1098810218215556742004-10-26T13:57:00.000-04:002004-10-26T13:03:38.220-04:00Can someone please tell me what the male fascination with football is? This sport like many others makes no sense to me what-so-ever. Before you all start sending me descriptions of how the game of football is played, I should tell you I DO NOT CARE. Not even a little. NOT AT ALL!!
What I am wondering is how Sundays and Monday nights have been pronounced sacred by boys all over the world. I have Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1098458726205815112004-10-22T11:22:00.000-04:002004-10-22T11:25:26.206-04:00HERE IS A FUNNY FROM BUNNY!
Q. How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. LET'S RIDE BIKES!
Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1098452124048216552004-10-22T09:34:00.000-04:002004-10-22T09:35:24.046-04:00The span of the bridal industry astounds me. Planning a wedding is a lot like being starving in an airport. There is nothing you can do but fork over $10.00 for a stale piece of pizza and a flat soda, for fear that, in your crazed state of starvation you might hurt the person next to you for there tiny bag of pretzels.
The wedding industry has the ability to take almost any product and put it in Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1097509427899909322004-10-11T11:42:00.000-04:002004-10-11T11:43:47.900-04:00We had some friends over to the house this weekend. It was a small drunken gathering. Late that evening I went into the computer room to put some music on. There was my roomie fast asleep in the chair. I woke him up and his hand hit the mouse to reveal what he was doing on the net at this ungodly hour. You are probably now thinking it had something to do with porn. But why why look at porn when Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1097076282360636612004-10-06T11:23:00.000-04:002004-10-06T11:24:42.360-04:00Yesterday I watch Nip/Tuck for the first time. I picked a bad time to start, last night being the season finale and all. It was a good show but what is really burned into my mind is Joan Rivers. Oh my god Joan Rivers. Who has been working on her face. She looks like a mask. I had to turn away from her plastic venire. She resembles Michael Jackson just as much as Janet and Latoya do. Is it Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1096646815133922022004-10-01T13:06:00.000-04:002004-10-01T12:06:55.133-04:00Okay I guess we will start with a check list....wedding gown...check...bridesmaid dresses...check...invitations...check...flowers....check
I drive to work on some really old back road, that is constantly having tree work done. So this morning I found my self stuck in tree cutter traffic all over again. They had shut down one lane, this is only a two lane road. The guy who gets to hold the stop Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1096481968091083152004-09-29T14:15:00.000-04:002004-09-29T14:19:28.090-04:00WHO put the cake in the kitchen?
WHY is it calling my name?
I will tell you why the devil must work here. It is the only possible reason why the yummy, chocolate cake is in the kitchen behind me dripping with icing and possessed by the DEVIL! If you will excuse me I am going to get my broccoli out of the fridge.
Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1095875295336426672004-09-22T13:47:00.000-04:002004-09-22T13:48:15.336-04:00Ballers and Shot Callers VS Working Out
When I joined the Y a friend asked me if I joined to use the gym or to look at the basketball players who frequent there. After giving it some thought I told her it was for the gym because I did not want to be a fat bride. Arriving to the gym late last night I finally discovered these infamous basketball players in the weight room. It was a lot like what I Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1095430721525496132004-09-17T10:17:00.000-04:002004-09-17T10:18:41.526-04:00I am a collector of fine things. Really, I am people would be jealous to see my collections. These are things that are very dear to my heart. I often wonder if they should be put on display somewhere. Maybe at the MET, maybe Christies would like to auction them. My collections are large and I am very proud of these things.
What are these fine collections you ask? Shoes..shoes and bags. They come Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1095175223315684132004-09-14T11:13:00.000-04:002004-09-14T11:20:23.316-04:00Here is the thing. When one gets an invitation and it asks them to RSVP they should do it. You should not wait till the last possible moment weather you are coming or not you should just freakin call. How do I know how many paper plates to supply?!
On another note photographer....check
next step music!!
Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1095105557323381202004-09-13T15:57:00.000-04:002004-09-13T15:59:17.323-04:00I NEED YOUR HELP!!
Does anyone out there know where I can get wind-up animals in bulk. I am talking about those old plastic animals. I do not even care what kind of animals they are; monkeys, puppies, cats, penguins, frogs? Help me find these little creatures.
Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1094138650151623322004-09-02T11:22:00.000-04:002004-09-02T11:24:10.153-04:00Because today is Friday for me take this test and have a great weekend.
Everyone has a personality of a cartoon character. Have you ever asked
yourself what cartoon character do you most resemble? A group of
investigators got together and analyzed the personalities of well known and
modern cartoon characters. The information that was gathered was made into
this test: Answer all the questions Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1093964969047001682004-08-31T11:08:00.000-04:002004-08-31T11:09:29.046-04:001.Church......check
2. Reception Hall....Check
Two steps closer to getting MARRIED!!!!
Next step photographer!
Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1093874506055416822004-08-30T09:46:00.000-04:002004-08-30T10:01:46.056-04:00Being drunk these days has new meaning. I am not just talking about the wicked day long hangover that I now get Every time I have one or three too many. I now get stuck on one topic and will force people to talk about it for hours. I am pretty sure that it started when I began drinking wine from a bottle instead of a box. Man I am chatty, and do not try and change the subject because it will not Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1093475438190811702004-08-25T19:06:00.000-04:002004-08-25T19:10:38.190-04:00The Boyfriend has informed me that I am a violent sleeper. I guess around five in the morning he was awoken by my fist meeting his forehead several time. He woke up thinking someone was attacking him and there I was fast asleep beating the crap out of him. I guess he had enough because he will be staying at his house tonight.
Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1093279620434017432004-08-23T12:45:00.000-04:002004-08-23T12:47:00.433-04:00I NEED YOUR HELP! IS a Sunday wedding on a holiday weekend okay?
Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-109302836177907032004-08-20T14:20:00.000-04:002004-08-20T14:59:21.780-04:00I know, I know, I promised to fill you in on my vacation. I am still getting used to the fact that room service will no longer be bringing me a BLT at 4:15 every afternoon. Sniff. But at least today when I went out for my lunch break the weather felt like it did on vacation. We call that Mexico Hot!! The kind of hot where you can not take a breath in without effort and all that can cure you is a Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1092539442341580612004-08-14T23:08:00.000-04:002004-08-14T23:10:42.343-04:00I am back from vacation and very sleepy. The biggest excitement of all is that The Boyfriend has popped the question and I have some shiny new bling to flash around. Hooray! More to come on the dream vacation right now I have to get my land legs back maties.
Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1091748993624531622004-08-05T19:35:00.000-04:002004-08-05T19:36:33.623-04:00
either leave your answers or a link to your webpage with your responses.
Would you rather: be covered head to toe with 500 mosquito bites OR find a leech attached to your genitals?be blind for a month OR paralyzed for two weeks?have a skin condition that forces you to wear a wool sweater year-round OR wool underwear?only be able to speak in rhyme OR only be able to speak in haiku?
Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1091729642568712982004-08-05T14:09:00.000-04:002004-08-05T14:14:02.570-04:00Lately going to the movies has been very disappointing. Especially after I figured out that my TV has HBO On Demand. Why am I going to pay $9.00 to go see a crappy movie when I can watch them in the comfort of my own home, in my ratty old pajamas?!?!?
A few weeks ago I went to see Anchorman. The small theater we went to was crowded with pimple faced teenagers making a lot of noise. By the time Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1091218752446589782004-07-30T16:18:00.000-04:002004-07-30T16:19:12.446-04:00This week has been so long and draining that I am leaving work and driving directly to the nearest store and buying my self a new pair of shoes. This is the only thing that is going to drag me out of this funk.
On another note if you are in a pissy ass mood don't call me just to share that fact with me.
Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1091197369568035042004-07-30T10:20:00.000-04:002004-07-30T10:22:49.566-04:00My sister just sent me this e-mail and I had to share it all with you dear friends:
Are you tired of all those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speak to true friendship:
1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1090847968587163582004-07-26T09:16:00.000-04:002004-07-26T09:19:28.586-04:00Lately as I am driving I have noticed that people seem to be losing their shoes all over the place. There are perfectly good sandals on the side of the road on my way to work, nice shiny Nike's on the side of the road on my way home from the Beach. This leads me to the question of the week...How do people lose their shoes on the side of the road?
Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1090603946717049982004-07-23T13:28:00.000-04:002004-07-23T13:32:26.716-04:00Can someone please buy me THIS??!!?? It could be one of the best TV shows of my childhood. You have got to love Punky. It makes me what to run home right know and tie a bandana around my leg!
Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1090252299628975682004-07-19T11:49:00.000-04:002004-07-19T11:51:39.626-04:00DO NOT SMOKE IN THE PORT-A-POTTY!!
Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1090245646825718152004-07-19T10:00:00.000-04:002004-07-19T10:00:46.826-04:00This weekend we had a gathering of all forty of the people who are going on the cruise in 19 days. Since the boyfriend and I only knew a few of the people we will be traveling with we went with the intention to introduce ourselves to our new dinking buddies.
This was your usual picnic; food, music, swimming beer. It was like any picnic you would attend at my house. That is if the party was in Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1089935316738327442004-07-15T19:40:00.000-04:002004-07-15T19:48:36.736-04:00I rushed home from work today because The Boyfriend told me he had a great story for me and he wanted to tell me face to face. My first thought was that the story was about his ass launching bottle rocket friend who is always good for a laugh.
The Boyfriend's day started off with phone call from a distraught women who could not fit her adapter into the cigarette lighter in her fancy new car. Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1089662473163239022004-07-12T15:56:00.000-04:002004-07-12T16:01:13.163-04:00When I heard about this on the news today I thought it was a joke. Now I am just grossed out. I am still a firm believer that strangers should keep their hands to themselves. I would like a tee-shirt preferably one that has Rule # 7 on it. "NO DRY HUMPING"Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1089640342922736412004-07-12T09:51:00.000-04:002004-07-12T09:52:22.923-04:00Saturday night The Fireman, The Boyfriend and I traipsed over to Nif's for a few cocktails on the veranda. It was late before we were able to pry our butts off the couch and by the time we arrived there it was completely dark.
About half an hour into our meeting we smelled skunk. This is nothing rare, we live in the county and there are always people running poor woodland creatures down on the Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1089291602438827692004-07-08T08:58:00.000-04:002004-07-08T12:57:54.910-04:00One of the few things I needed for the cruise was a new bathing suit. I have been waiting to get one hoping that the South Beach Diet would magically turn me into a size two over night. The mother kept telling me if I waited too long I would have nothing to chose from. And she was definetly right...AGAIN!!
My first stop was at Marshal's. I thought I would find a bargan and be able to by myself a Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1089213488827555852004-07-07T11:16:00.000-04:002004-07-07T11:18:08.826-04:00Yesterday I went out with Nif. This was not one of our usual trips involving cosmos and hot shoes. This outing involved bare feet and a lot of twisting. Okay, wipe those smirks off your faces, it is not what you were hoping it was.
We decided to try out a yoga class. This might be my new most favorite activity. It was the most strenuous yet relaxing workout I have ever had. It took al the strainLubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1089126004898728962004-07-06T10:58:00.000-04:002004-07-06T11:00:04.900-04:00Nobody will ever say that I have boring parties. This Fourth of July has proven that point without a doubt. The day started out like any other. Cleaning, cooking preparing for the friends to arrive. In true redneck style we set the part up in the driveway fire pit included.
Thing started as soon as the keg was tapped. People were drinking and mulling around catching up with friends and then The Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1088778822567357622004-07-02T10:20:00.000-04:002004-07-02T10:33:42.566-04:00If yo' ass be sick o' sendin' da damn same played out borin' e-mails t' yo' homies yo' ass should try dis website. It has made mah Friday some lot happia' an' some tiny-ass mo' cultured. Dis be 4 all yo' ass jive turkies.Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1088699717196496632004-07-01T12:33:00.000-04:002004-07-01T12:35:17.196-04:00HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY!Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-108843083140305462004-06-28T09:52:00.000-04:002004-06-28T09:53:51.403-04:00We have a new baby to welcome in the the world!! The Firemans brother and sister-in law now have a Mikey Jr. to love and care for. Horray!!!Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1087826068375628282004-06-21T09:53:00.000-04:002004-06-21T09:54:28.376-04:00Welcome back to the work week. Last night at about eight I started to get those Sunday night blue. That sad feeling you get when you start to realize that play time has come to an end and now it is back to singing the company song for five more days. The Boyfriend and I sat watching Dead Zone weighing the options of taking a mental health day or heading off to work. And work won out, we are very Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1087310135597341192004-06-15T10:35:00.000-04:002004-06-15T10:35:35.596-04:00During the demolition process of remodeling we were surprised to find bees nest in the ceiling of our basement. These were no ordinary nests, they were huge! About three feet long and luckily empty. There were nests the entire length of the basement and garage. Yuck.
When the boyfriend discovered these nest we vowed that we would get an exterminator and have him spray like mad so we did not haveLubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1086379325406390982004-06-04T16:01:00.000-04:002004-06-04T16:02:05.406-04:00HEy check out my new toy at the bottom of the page!! How do you like it?Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1086183630963140282004-06-02T09:40:00.000-04:002004-06-02T09:40:30.963-04:00Over the weekend The Fireman was jumping on a trampoline. He was doing flips and jumping really high in the air. One of the spectators, a little boy around eight years old, looked at The Fireman and said, "Hey! Were you in the Olympics?"Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1085775072246722662004-05-28T16:09:00.000-04:002004-05-28T16:11:12.246-04:00Bank holidays are always good! You get a reprieve from work with a nice long weekend. Also, and more importantly people are always having parties, that start in the early afternoon and then end when people are passed out in the yard.
Last Memorial Day weekend the Fireman had a spider bite on his arm. In my drunken stupor I convinced him to go to the hospital to have it looked at and also, that itLubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1085623753923089212004-05-26T22:05:00.000-04:002004-05-26T22:09:13.923-04:00When South Beach Diet goes to your head it turns out that you can come up with some very interesting pick-up lines.
At the movie theater the Boyfriend walked around to the candy counter. The girl behind the counter asks if she can help him. The Boyfriend responds; "No, I was Just admiring your candy."Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1085410415508561162004-05-24T10:53:00.000-04:002004-05-24T15:04:33.186-04:00Sha-na-na I'm A Rock Star
This weekend we celebrated the Fireman's birthday at the lovely Mohegan Sun Casino. Where I became a rock star lounge singer for one night.
After our usual pre-gaming we headed to the casino in a stretch limo. Once we got there we hit the usual bar and a few slot machines. Feeling a little toasty a few of us decided that we would skulk around. We ended up in a little Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1084826878290918482004-05-17T16:47:00.000-04:002004-05-17T16:47:58.290-04:0001. name? Laura Jo.
02. d.o.b.? April 1st 1978
03. location? Right now, Shelton.
04. religion? Roman Catholic
05. occupation? Rock Star
APPEARANCE
01. hair? Right now it's brown.
02. eyes? Still brown
03. height? without shoes 5'7"
04. weight? Would a lady ever answer this?.
05. figure? Curvy girly
STYLE
01. clothing? Right now I am into anything pink!
02. music? Right now I like Franz Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1084562575839380622004-05-14T15:22:00.000-04:002004-05-14T15:22:55.840-04:00Urban legend or not I will never lick another envelope.
I over-heard a conversation at lunch about a cockroach.
As it turns out cockroaches like the dark confines of cardboard boxes. For instance a box of envelopes. (cringe) This particular cockroach, who we will call Mommy Cockroach, made her lovely home in a box of envelopes.
Mommy Cockroach crawled around the box, crawled in and out of the Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1084455390091704012004-05-13T09:36:00.000-04:002004-05-13T09:36:30.090-04:00Last night I had a dream that I was getting dressed in front of an open window. Outside my window was a pick-up truck with a man in it. He kept looking in the window and when I looked at him he would look away. Finally when I realized what was happening I screamed and everyone in the house came running in to see what had happened. It was not just the people who lived in my house but friends and Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6134754.post-1084399096306703602004-05-12T17:58:00.000-04:002004-05-12T17:58:16.306-04:00Summer Drink: Fruit 2 O
I can't stop drinking it! I bought a case on Saturday and just finished the last bottle of the fruity goodness.
Summer CD: Franz Ferdinand
This CD is great. It makes me want to dance every time I hear it. I played it at a party the other night and it played over and over with any complaints. This is the CD for summer. You should get it today!Lubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10891984592816085668noreply@blogger.com0